Chew on this. But don't swallow.

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So yeah, why do robots have mouths when they don't need to eat. Man, whatever. This has barely anything to do with Nerdapalooza?

It's not a silent rave if someone is talking!

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Man, will he ever learn? Also, there better be some silent raving going on at Nerdapalooza or I swear to god I am never writing another comic!

A short list of reasons

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So yeah, this is about ordering tickets for Nerdapalooza 09. You should get on that, but with less dickery if you prefer.

The date is set, and there is no turning back now.

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This robot has the worst attention span I have ever seen! Or at least, ever seen programmed into a robot. Anyway, so the date for Nerdapalooza 2009 should be announced later today by one hex warrior. I obliged him by creating this comic. The dates are July 11-12 2009 in Orlando, Florida. All other relevant info over at nerdapaloozafest.com. I can barely be bothered to remember that much, I just write the jokes here people!

UPDATES OH SHIT CAN IT REALLY BE!?

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My favorite part is that he lost his glasses, so he can only make a rough estimation as to when he'll hit the ground.

Epilogue

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I am nothing if not a dream maker.

THE END

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So our plucky opening characters finally figured everything out, good for them. and we got on TV. NOT BAD! Anyway, thanks to everyone for letting me make you look pathetic, rude, evil, stupid, or insane. Also, :P and Cool Whip, if I had met you two before I wrote these you would have had a 100% guaranteed spot in these comics! Maybe I'll write one with you guys anyway. Hell, if people bug me enough I'll maybe write a few more sporadically. Anyway, Thanks so much for reading! THE END!

...and the rest!

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Well this is the last of them. hope you enjoy! Nerdapalooza 08 is over, and all we have left now are the EPIC EPIC EPIC memories. See you all next year!!!!! I love all you fuckers i met! new and old!

If Only...

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This one's a bit esoteric I guess. I also have no time to explain as I leave for my flight to Nerdapalooza in five minutes. Oh, and here's L Dubb.

Let's not fight anymore.

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I imagine Chozo Ninpo and Inadequizzy are another in a long line of comedy duos?

You aren't the first one to fail.

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sorry it's late! I think we are all aware of who MC Frontalot is.

I like my women like I like my Tetriminos. With four blocks?

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So um, Gigahertz and I sort of, well, this comic is kind of self explanatory.

Then I'm humping your face.

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ZeaLouS1 doesn't even need a gun for a clean headshot.

I only have one word for such a travesty!

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Where did Bootyrage Samurai of Stunt Junkies fame find that gun anyway?

It's called "SUCK in E Minor."

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Dan Plus Add and Category performed at NAP-UK. Were they that classy?

Every day is rife with anticipation.

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HexWarrior is my buddy. Great friend. But if he tries to kiss me, dude is getting a swift knee in the crotch. Juries still out on MisterB though, just something about that British charm...

There's something about this place.

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Will things turn out like this? Or will Nerdapalooza sponsors A Comic Shop win me over to their side, FOREVER!?

For more information, visit your local library OF PAIN.

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I don't know Harry and the Potters too well, but I hope they don't beat me up for implying they like to beat up ladies. But if I was a lady they'd be playing right into my hands.

Meanwhile, on the other side of town...

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Nerdapalooza is known for its class and camaraderie.

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So I listened to Talk Nerdy To Me once. If you ladies like being spoken to in a fairly nerdy manner during 9-10pm EST on Wednesday nights, then Andrew is the man for you. And ladies, sometimes he goes until 11pm.

You Gots To Chill.

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Canadian rapper Wordburglar brings his smooth flows in at Nerdapalooza on Saturday around 2:30. I have it on good authority they he might melt from the heat. So don't miss his final show?

There's some AWESOME trouble a'brewin'.

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This comic is a prequel to this. Hex honestly won't shut up about it. I mean, really, Shut up Hex!

Any good title would end with "(noun), Please!"

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So Z. writes and runs the blog Hipster Please right? He's probably ten times cooler and more important then I'll ever be. But in nerd music that isn't saying much, bahahahahaha. I'm so sad.

Hark! Trouble!

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Emergency Pizza Party isn't a band, It's a fucking way of life that none of YOU are able to handle (unless it's EPP reading this, hi!).

He shoots metal blades from his metal hands.

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Random AKA Mega Ran is performing at the top of Nerdapalooza on Friday. I guess there isn't much more to add? Oh, also hope I got the lyrics correct.

Not that I care or anything.

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Was there an after-party? Did you attend? Did MisterB shed a single tear as he sat alone in his house?

Also, the last panel is 100% unedited. These dudes thought of the punchline, like fifteen years ago.

And where's my dry cleaning!?

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Ah, the bitter taste of getting no appreciation, not to mention forgetting the MAYONNAISE AGAIN, DAMN YOU HEX!! Sorry. Anyway, I am finally kicking off the daily thing. Enjoy!

No one deserves you except me.

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This dude looooooves Nerdapalooza UK. You should too. Info at myspace.com/nerdapaloozauk. Also it's free admission, so this douche can't actually pull these shenanigans.

Please just let me explain!

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To learn more about Nerdapalooza South East this July 4th and 5th in Orlando, Florida head to nerdapaloozafest.com or myspace.com/nerdapaloozafest. Just don't ask robots. Them dudes have their own problems.